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Girl: "I'd like a soup/sandwich combo."
Guy: "Which soup do you want?"
Girl: "Which soups do you have?"
Guy: "See that big ass board behind me with all ...
Girl: "Ok, so the point is: rats have fur, and furriers can make any fur look like gold."
- Michigan Ave, near the Tribune building
Guy: "White dudes, they wear whack shoes, whack clothes. I see them, they're wearing ratty-ass shirts, ratty ass pants; but they get money, so it don't matter. White people got whack hygiene in ge ...
Girl: "I said, 'You're with your wife?' And then he asks me why I didn't congratulate him. For what?"
Girl #1: "...and then I saw that bitch walking out of THE GAP!"
Girl #2: "Oh, gross."
Girl #3: "She doesn't deserve life."
- Corner of Oak and Rush
Woman: (on cell) "Why would you go to Minnesota and not have a way to get back?"
- Illinois Center
Girl #1: "...he's finally taking me on a date."
Girl #2: "Where are you guys going?"
Girl #1: "I don't know, but if he takes me to Build-A-Bear, he's definitely going to be getting ...
Guy #1: "Do you know how many fantasy points I lost by not playing their defense?"
Guy #2: "Do you know how many teeth you're going to lose if you keep talking to me about that stupid shit ...
Guy: "I'm going to start planning events 5 years in advance. That way, people can't tell me that a month wasn't enough of an advanced notice."
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