I have the very special honor of posting this poem at Texas Trifles. You don't have to be a native son or daughter of the Lone Star State to enjoy, but if you can claim Texas as home, the words wil ...
Warning: some folks find the song lyrics offensive. Hightail it outta here if your sense of humor leans toward the Puritanical. Botanicals and other natural folk, on the other hand, will find the t ...