Where the whole family can enjoy a meal. And then get the hell out.

Guy: "Next!" Girl: "I'd like a soup/sandwich combo." Guy: "Which soup do you want?" Girl: "Which soups do you have?" Guy: "See that big ass board behind me with all of our items? You may want to read it before you waste my time. NEXT!" Girl: "It's like you're the real Soup Nazi." Guy: "No. That turd's got nothing on me. Now go to Taco Bell. They like fat chicks there." - North Suburb ...