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Primordial Calling

Last night I decided to put thrift before caution and finish off that alfredo sauce that I probably should have thrown away four or five days ago. Oh lordy, such a huge mistake. Fear not, I have no intention of angling for a cheap laugh by going into excruciating detail describing what turned out to be the worst abdominal nightmare of my 34 years on this earth. But I can’t help but wonder what it is about extreme gastric distr ...

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