FXFO! BarFly's DIY guide to making your own 100% free PDX fest! Plus, where to drink at MFNW

If you don't have a spare $70-$250 (?!) laying around, and thus will not be attending this year's MFNW (which I like to think stands for 'Masturbation Fest Northwest'), you're in good company - me, too! Luckily for us, the sour grapes are ripe for the picking - here's my handy-dandy guide to makin... ...